1. I am always right, all day, no matter how nonsensical I may sound.
2. All other drivers on the road suck, even if the near miss is my fault.
3. Lady Gaga Bad Romance is my cancer theme song. It should play repeatedly on the iPod to calm me. The occasional Blacked Eye Peas I've Got a Feeling is allowed. When in doubt refer to Gaga. I have an OCD with music while driving and I can listen to the same song 15,000 times.
4. Even though I generally drink a large iced coffee with extra cream, sometimes I will, on rare occasions, change it up and order a hot coffee. No Dunkin Donuts man, an alien did not take over my body as a spawn pod. Sometimes I do change it up. See Rule 3 re: Black Eyed Peas.
5. I love my Toyota.
6. Number 5 is technically not a Rule; however, see Rule Number 1.
Good luck today Love...sending a special prayer and healthy energy your way...by the way Gaga is Paul Tomasetti's cousin...
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