First, MSK totally rocks for having free wifi. Especially since I forgot to charge my blackberry.
If you're going to have a bone marrow biopsy, totally wear funky leopard underwear and then forget your are wearing them. Then during the procedure you'll wonder the whole time what underwear you're wearing and totally forget the fact that someone is stabbing you in the ass.
Lack of sleep and my husband's driving totally make me nauseous. So, when I say the chemo made me sick, remind me that it was truly Sofia teething and a certain Jersey driver.
It is perfectly acceptable to get an $80 pedicure. You don't need to be on chemo. Treat yourself right.
I plan to dress like a slutty drag queen at my I beat cancer party.
Despite the fact that I am an elected official of the Republican party, I plan to continue to drop F bombs on this site and dress like a slutty drag queen.
I really did think that the lymphatic message and seaweed wrap would cure Ursula. FYI shoving seaweed up your ass does not cure cancer.
Yesterday I gave up red meat.
Count me in for the party!!!
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Well considering we keep saying we are going to meet up, I think a beating cancer party is totally appropriate for a reunion. and I heart that fact you are republican...I feel so alone.
ReplyDeleteI feel your bone marrow biopsy pain .. big hug.
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