Heidi is the owner of Solstice Tanning in Toms River, NJ.
She does custom blended spray tanning, which I love!
Heidi sprayed me for a Kentucky Derby party, and I subsequently developed a rash on my hands and my feet. I convinced myself that Judge Hoffmann sentenced me to poison ivy. I was mad at Judge Hoffman.
However, the next time I got sprayed, for my big disaster Bermuda cruise, I had a rash again on my hands and feet. So, I felt guilty for being a Hoffmann hater and depressed that my spray tanning was over.
However, now I believe that my rashes are the Hodgkin's itch! I have a head to toe rash, and I freaking itch all over.
Today I popped in to see Heidi and she did a test spray on my thigh. If my theory is correct I will be one tanned, glowing cancer hottie!
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